RED SOX LAND CHRIS SALE

I haven’t blogged about the Red Sox in a long time. But this deserves it. The Red Sox just traded future stars (maybe, who knows) Yoan Moncada and Micahel Kopech for the Chicago White Sox ace, Chris Sale. A rotation of Sale, Price, Porcello, Pomeranz and the ghost of Bucholz/Owens/E-Rod.

Wow. But, as the talking heads are bound to talk about on WEEI: is this enough to bring David Ortiz out of retirement (lolz roflcopter no.)

Update: That’s a lot of prospects. Dombrowski does not care about the health of the farm, eh?

The Red Sox Signings Are Great! But…

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I want to start by saying these signings only make this team better. The 2015 team will finish with a better record than the 2014 edition and for that I am happy. But let’s dive into how I’m really feeling *lays down on a couch, folds hand on chest, starts talking while looking up at the ceiling*

I really wanted to post “BREAKING NEWS: RED SOX SIGN TWO GREAT FREE AGENTS AND GET A HELL OF A LOT BETTER!” once I learned that they had signed Hanley Rameriz and Pablo Sandoval, but being an adult with a real job prevented me from writing a post – so I waited. I was psyched to babble on and on about this video game lineup:

I was going to talk about how great the 2015 offense could be with so much protection, how many homeruns we’d see from Papi with so much help around him… and then I felt like I was having deja vu.

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A King’s Ransom: A Note On Giancarlo Stanton’s 13 year/$325 Million Deal With Miami

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(ESPN) If Giancarlo Stanton opts out of his new 13-year, $325 million contract with the Miami Marlins after the first six seasons, he’ll be walking away from a staggering $218 million over the final seven seasons, sources familiar with the deal told ESPN.com Tuesday.

However, one source said Stanton was so motivated to give his team the financial flexibility to win now, he agreed to a heavily backloaded contract structure that will pay him just $30 million over the first three seasons.

According to a major league source who had seen the terms, Stanton’s salaries over those first three seasons will be only $6.5 million in 2015, $9 million in 2016 and $14.5 million in 2017, far less than he could have earned through arbitration in 2015 and 2016 and then via free agency. He would earn $77 million over the next three seasons and could opt out of the contract after 2020, following his age 30 season.

So the Marlins would be on the hook for only $107 million of the deal over the first six seasons, which computes to an average annual value of just $17.83 million per season before Stanton would have the right to exercise the opt-out clause.

If Stanton remains a Marlin, the $218 million he would collect over those final seven seasons would average out to $31.14 million a year. He will have a complete no-trade clause through the life of the contract, a first for the Marlins under the ownership of Jeffrey Loria.

I texted this to my brother the other day, but at what point are GM’s going to just say “ah forget it” to the dollar amounts in these deals and start offering players contracts that really turn these men into kings?

“Okay, so let’s see here – we’ve got the $100 billion over 2 years guaranteed, as well as the 100 gold statues carved to your likeness, the 2 mile stretch of our city that will henceforth carry your name, I’ve rounded up 100 servants to wait on you hand and foot for the length of the contract, found 100 virgins – which was tough these days! – to act as your maids, and you get 10 free punches to the face of any member of the front office for the duration of your contract (no explanation necessary). Does that meet your needs, ma’lord?”

Also, if anyone thinks Stanton is going to actually finish that 13 year monstrosity with the Marlins, they’re crazy. I say he’s no longer playing for the Marlins within 5 years. Yeah, he’ll be leaving more money on the table than most of us will ever sniff in our lifetime if he does, but the desire to win a championship will win him away from the money in Florida. Unless they actually build a solid franchise – and I mean build a talent pipeline on the farm, not just acquire some All Stars to try and win like they did in 2012 (only to offload all the players after one season) – and gain a fanbase, I can’t imagine a player of Stanton’s caliber selling his chance at winning a championship for the Miami lifestyle. Then again, $218 million is enticing.

THE DYNASTY CONTINUES: SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS WIN 2014 WORLD SERIES

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Let me start by saying: that was an amazing World Series to watch. Down to the very end. Holy wow.

But the rich just get richer, huh? The fact I expected any other outcome is absurd. Of course the Giants won becuase that’s all they know how to do these days, winning three World Series in the past five seasons. I feel like the Giants are the San Antonio Spurs of baseball; they are well coached, stacked with selfless veterans and consistently bringing up young talent like Panik and Crawford (who happened to turn of the biggest double plays in World Series history tonight) to push the team over the top in big games.

Not to mention the pitching machine that is Bumgarner. What an absolutely masterful performance tonight. Words can’t really do his outing from the bullpen justice. That was just ABSURD to watch and really special. You can tell your kids about it someday, “back in MY day guys still pitched five innings on two days rest, put the team on their back and won game seven of the World Series”

As for the Royals and all you KC fans out there: I still love you. America still loves you. You stole our hearts with your underdog story and we all were pulling for you to pull this one out (except Nevada). Sure this heartbreak will sting and you’ll probably relive this game for a while, going over all the ways it could’ve gone differently until you see the images every time you close your eyes. Hell, a lot of you are probably having your own private version of this moment right now:

YOST! YOSSSSTTTT!!! It’s fun to place blame on others when your sad about a loss, I get it. I lived through Grady Little (barely).

But hold your heads up high for putting on a hell of show, KC. Your franchise is set for a great run with all that young talent and a manager that seems very connected to the players, although he needs to learn how to call bunts less frequently. I know nothing I say in this blog will immediately change you from a sad-rage-monster into a fan that can look back at a magical season and appreciate the run. You’ll get there on your own time. And you definitely should, because watching you guys has been a blast.

So, congratulations San Francisco! You deserve this one because KC put up one hell of a fight. Go have fun and live it up tonight. Just don’t burn the bay to the ground as you celebrate in panda costumes tonight.

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PS: I’m going to count it as a win that I correctly guessed the number of games in this World Series even though I thought the Royals would win. Hopefully next season I can do better than 2 for 9 (22%) in series predictions and get above that 25% success rate I thought I would hit in September. I’ll train hard for next October everyone, I promise.

PPS: It was really sad deleting the draft blog I had for “ROYALS WIN THE WORLD SERIES!” In some other dimension I got to post that.

The Brady vs. Manning Rivalry Is Great, But Let’s Talk Defense

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Sure, tonight is a potential World Series game 6 clincher for the Giants against the Royals (with 2013 Red Sox contributor Jake Peavy on the mound for SF! *update: Welp. That escalated quickly. Stay strong Peavy, at least you’re not historically bad – oh, never mind*), yeah the NBA season just tipped off tonight, but do you know what I’m already focused in on? The freakin’ Pats vs. Broncos game this Sunday, that’s what.

It has been an honor and a privilege to grow up watching Brady and Manning get after it.  I’ll admit its  fun seeing the stats thrown around about who has the better record in the head to head matchup (Brady) and who has won more Super Bowls (Brady). Although, I don’t see this rivalry the same way most people do. Sure, Brady and Manning have a huge impact on each outcome (duh), but I see it more as a barometer of the Pats defense. And it looks like I’m in good company with Mr. Tedy Bruschi:

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A Decade Later: The 2004 Idiots Still Hold A Place In Boston’s Heart

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(Boston Globe) – They were “Idiots” to the end — lovable, laughable, irascible, and a little incorrigible. They had a taste for liquor before lunch and a knack for turning a victory party into a circus.

Ten years ago this week, the 2004 Red Sox gathered on Yawkey Way for their last goodbye: the largest celebration of a sports achievement in New England history. They had liberated the franchise from 86 years of futility by sweeping the St. Louis Cardinals in the 100th World Series, and the duck boats were waiting.

In their final moments together, manager Terry Francona’s self-styled Idiots demonstrated why they will long be remembered as one of the zaniest menageries of baseball talent since the fabled Gashouse Gang intoxicated St. Louis in 1934.

Whiskey was involved. After all, the ’04 Sox were baseball’s version of cinema’s “Animal House.’’ High on their clubhouse playlist was Toby Keith’s “Beer for My Horses.’’ While their anxious manager had eased his intestinal rumblings during the playoffs by gulping Metamucil, some of his stars had warmed their souls with tastes of Jack Daniel’s Old No. 7. They believed they had developed a winning formula.”

It is amazing to look back ten years later at that unforgettable October in 2004. I was a freshman in high school at the time and I’ll never forget the students and teachers walking the hallways like zombies after each marathon of a game, emotionally drained and in need of a good hibernation to catch up on lost sleep. It. Was. Awesome.

I cried like a baby when they recorded that last out against the Cardinals and remember giving my mom the biggest hug. I ran outside and lit off fireworks in celebration and would run back inside when they shot into the sky, afraid the police would come and arrest me because they definitely weren’t pounding some drinks in celebration somewhere. 14 year old logic everyone!

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RIP Oscar Taveras

Heartbreaking news. Only two weeks ago this young man, a talented 22 year old player with a bright future ahead of him, came off the bench to hit a game tying homerun in game 2 of the NLCS against the Giants.

Life is short and news like this make you realize you can’t take any moment on this earth for granted. My thoughts and prayers go out to his family, friends and the entire St. Louis organization for losing a great player, friend and brother today.

World Series 2014 Prediction: Kansas City Royals vs. San Francisco Giants

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It all comes down to this. Two teams that weren’t in the playoffs last year are about to battle it out in what should be a very entertaining World Series. Pandas vs. mustached time travelers. The bay vs. middle america. Avocados vs. ice cream.

These are both great organizations and I have no issue with either team – if the Cardinals or Yankees win a World Series I embrace a sports media blackout for a week because it makes me feel gross to read the praise they get – but it looks like America and the rest of the world have jumped on the KC bandwagon like me. Hell it looks like even California (and Nevada?? Are NevadisonsNevadinites…Nevadans big Giants fans?) want KC to win just because that would be fun to watch.

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Sorry SF, but I want KC to win. Just like in the NLCS and ALCS I’m going to pick the team I want to win. Read on if you want to see my analysis of this series and my actual prediction, but if you’re a Giants fan that is too upset to continue reading I understand. Just throw an avocado at your screen and walk away.

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Giants Advance to 2014 World Series

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Guys! This means I got both the ALCS & the NLCS predictions correct after getting my first 6 playoff predictions wrong! Woo!

Congrats to the Giants and their fans for the win, a KC vs. SF World Series is NOT what most people were expecting when the season kicked off back in the spring. This will be fun. A lot of young talent, two teams that weren’t in the postseason last year, a lot of unknown names for the public to fall in love with and both teams come in with their own unique mascot (pandas vs. mustached fans that time travel from the 1980s). Let’s do it.

Royals Advance To The 2014 World Series

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Looks like my Royals in 6 prediction was too cautious, but at least I finally predicted the right team was going to win a series. I’m on the board! Also, categorize that title under “Things Mark never thought he would type”

Congrats to KC, although the O’s may have the last laugh by forgetting to turn up for the ALCS. I remember the 2007 Rockies coming into the world series on a really hot streak, but the ALCS went 7 games between the Red Sox and Indians, so they cooled off. Next thing you know the Rockies were swept and the Red Sox had their second World Series in three years. Fingers crossed that doesn’t happen because I think it would be great for baseball if the Royals win the World Series, but just a word of caution.